tryna cheer up a friend whom you really adore is so hard its like trying to convince the sun of its own warmth
Abandoned 123 year old school
For sale: totally not haunted, we promise. Like we pinky swear. No wailing child ghosts. No endless walls of text about the coming of the end times appearing on chalk boards when you turn your back. No creepy singing. Totally cool.
this is a building not a plant
bro i love sports and women. i got to like 8th base with this hot babe “8th base whats that” she took me to the house she grew up in and showed me pictures of her dead relatives. We sat in the living room and she told me the stories of her life that lead to that moment. Like quicksand they, and that moment were gone and we left back into the cold world which we’d been spat into. It was raining
"Like, if I didn’t know you, I would think you were a bitch, because you kind of come off like a bitch.”
I’ve literally been hearing this since I was 10. I want to say it feels like some weird hyper-pro-female accomplishment, but it mostly just feels shitty.
how dare this younger generation enjoy casual hookups and temporary dating…back in my day we got married to our first crushes when we were 18 and ended up unhappy by the time we were 40
THIS POST NEEDS TO BE ON A SHIRT
not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties
Aqua gardening - A marimo moss ball from Heidi and Brett.
omg ponchofromawoodenindian im tempted to buy one :P
Ummm so my iPod might be broken. In related news: water bottles are evil.